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1. “Let’s face it, this is not the worst thing you’ve caught me doing.”

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As Pepper Potts steps in on Tony messing with his Iron Man suit, this classic Stark comeback cannot be beaten.

2. “We have a Hulk.”

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From the 2012 Avengers, Tony Stark refutes Loki’s boast “I have an army” by saying “We have a Hulk.” And Loki himself says “We have a Hulk” when facing Thanos boldly in Infinity War.

3. “Better clench up, Legolas.”

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Legolas is an elf archer from Lord of the Rings. And Hawkeye is an archer.

4. “I’m a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.”

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This Tony Stark quip is preceded by him praising Bruce Banner on his scientific achievements, which of course, is totally overshadowed by his ability to Hulk-out.

5. “I understood that reference!”

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In the 1st Avengers, when Steve actually understands one of Nick Fury’s references to The Wizard of Oz, his reaction is pure gold.

6. “The city is flying. We’re fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense.”

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One of the funniest meta-fictional lines in all Marvel movies.

7. “If I had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting”.

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This line is Totally on-brand from Chris Pratt’s Star-Lord and was ad-libbed by Chris Pratt on the spot.

8. “If you say one more word, I’ll feed you to my children! I’m kidding. We’re vegetarians.”

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Perhaps M’baku is not as famous as T’Challa in the kingdom of Wakanda, but he’s almost the funniest person in Black Panther.

9. “He’s a friend from work!”

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This line is made ten times sweeter when you know that a Make-A-Wish kid actually suggested the line in the first place.

10. “Dude, you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizards.”

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Tony Stark and Bruce Banner’s reunion in Infinity War is full of many great moments, but this joke is undoubtedly the best.

11. “OH! We’re using our made-up names!”

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When the lovable Peter Parker understandably doesn’t understand that Dr. Strange’s real name is Dr. Strange, it’s one of the funniest moments in the entire series.

12. “Kick names. Take ass.”

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Through mangling of a very common cliche, Mantis turns it into something very different thanks to her naivete and perfect timing.

13. “I get emails from a raccoon, so nothing sounds crazy.”

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Black Widow is very tired in this Avengers: Endgame one-liner, but her workplace emails must be a little different than yours.

14. “What’s up, regular-sized man?”

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On the one-liner action, Rhodey gets in one of the best jokes for Endgame. Picking on Ant-Man is hilarious.

15. “As far as I’m concerned, that is America’s ass.”

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Ant-Man, Paul Rudd, gets what is probably the very best line in Endgame, which is repeated by Steve Rogers as he’s staring at former-him’s ass.